Rachellelie.

timelordes:

timelordes:

my best friends name is elsa and today she said “i wish people would stop asking me if i wanna build a fucking snowman”

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wigglytuffer:

How to play The Sims

  1. spend 3 hours creating your family
  2. spend 3 days creating your house
  3. play the actual game for 20 minutes
  4. do not touch for 4 months
  5. repeat

emobaria:

I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago

princeowl:

will graham tries to solve the mystery of who’s been smoking all the Weed with the help of Harijuana Lecter 

Headcanon: Ruby Rose, master of a huge, razor sharp fucking scythe, who has killed more Grimm than some people twice her age, who designed her own weapon, cannot cut her own food and makes Yang do it for her
Anonymous

dashingicecream:

this chILD

nyabunny:

family parties where they talk about when u get married and have kids

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(Source: neurobun)

badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

(Source: cosimaniehaus223)

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