I JUST CAUGHT A BEE IN MY REPLICA POKEBALL AND ITS IN THERE BUZZING AROUND I FEAR FOR MY LIFE
god damn it. god fucking damn i
Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall
sharp rocks at the bottom?
bring it on
why do americans get so shocked that there is a schooling system different to theirs
Because we get so excited over the idea that education could actually be better and fun and not make us fall into debt
I’ve realized that you can’t really hack someone’s tumblr like you can on Facebook. On Facebook you can update a status to say, “I like dick in the eyeball,” and everyone would be freaked out. On tumblr, people would be like, “yeah man me too.” Then post a gif from supernatural.
in latin instead of saying “i love you” you don’t say anything because it’s a dead language. nothing. i think that’s beautiful. just shut the fuck up
my problem with writing stories is that i’d rather imagine it and play it out in my mind than actually put it into words
what if the pokemon center just sends your pokemon’s medical bills home to your mom and your mom just doesn’t tell you about them because she doesn’t want to burden her 10-15 year old child with the harsh realities of the world of westernized medical care
Screw the Great Pokemon War, or Lavender Town, this shit is the scariest Pokemon theory
the bible said nothing about homework so im not doing it
condoms must be awkward to buy because then the cashier will know what size you are
why is “in cahoots with” not a relationship option on facebook