whoever came up with this is probably still patting themselves on the back at this very moment
i went to burger king when they got these and the girl said “would you like some satifries? theyre really satifrying.” and the boy behind her goes “shut up” and she goes “hes not satifried with my puns.”
the fastest word i can type is motherlode
almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on
NO ONE SAY ANYTHING
i dont get it
Telling the substitute teacher the wrong names: a classic. Telling the substitute teacher you are so old and born again every day, that ten thousand names could never define you, that you’re a shadowed mass swirling forth from jupiter, that your father is time and your mother is death, that you’ll swallow any scream of hers as you grow larger and ever larger: a super classic, king of the school, no homework ever.